In honour of Earth Day, I will eat this 100% natural backyard burger.
OK, I won’t really eat it. But wouldn’t it be great if I could? I’d just stroll out to the backyard and grab anything that looked tasty. Ooh, there’s an acorn! That stick over there would make a great snack! Who’s in the mood for mud pie?!
One day, when we’re all cyborgs with metal teeth and iron stomachs, we’ll be able to digest anything and everything. Until then, I’ll just have to make do with the few edible things I can grow in the yard.
Happy Earth Day, everyone.